savoy050

Okay, seriously, why am I always the farthest place possible away from the bathroom when I'm shopping?  I seriously thought I was going to need a clean up in isles 4, 5, and 6 on the way to the bathroom yesterday while I was out. I made it though - barely.  I hate that. The urge to poop always comes on out of nowhere.  I'm all like, la dee da, I'm shopping then BAM! It hits and I must poop NOW! No warning. Where's the warning?!?  Where's the belly rumblings?  Or the slight urge that it may happen in the next ten minutes or so?  I get an instant burning feeling in my rectum from the boiling hot diarrhea and have to run for it.  I don't run. I hate this! THEN - Once I get into the bathroom and let the explosion begin it never fails.  Some stupid woman comes in and uses the stall right next to me.  It's simple bathroom etiquette really.  You separate yourself by a stall. Always.  I'm always on an end so I can make it eas...

I have started spring cleaning and did way too much this past weekend, so of course I am back to laying around, eating Ibuprofen like candy, and making friends with the heating pad.  Grrr!  I want to repaint my bathroom, hallway and kitchen.  I need to clean.  I am bored out of my mind and stuck doing nothing.  Stupid surgery.  Stupid body.  I'm running out of stupid movies to watch on Netflix! During my checkup with the surgeon a couple weeks ago, she said everything was healing fine.  I was feeling just how I was supposed to.  I told her that the pain felt almost worse than what it did when I've had open surgeries though this one was done with a scope.  She said something to the effect of, oh yea that's true.  Scope surgeries like this one do hurt worse than open surgeries but it was better for me to do it the way she did.  Gee, I've never felt so "normal".  I'm still not back to work.  I was supposed to b...