#GirlsDoPoop
Found this little gem today and I love it so much I've watched it four times in a row!! Thank you, Nicole and Andrea, for making this video. #GirlsDoPoop Let it go Let that shit out Yes, actually shit Don’t keep sitting on a throne of pretend That nothing comes out of your rear end That your caboose doesn’t let loose Doesn’t drop a damn deuce That you’re not the pooperstar that you are It’s society’s dupe that girls don’t poop That’s constipation of the mind That kind of thinking is behind Besides, pooping’s only natural A purely factual part of having a body Every body drops turds To deny it is absurd It’s part of being human Pooping, peeing and tootin’ Especially if you love bread but don’t tolerate gluten So get those gender rules off of our stools We’re all born to be number one at number two No one can tell you how to do your doo-doo right To cross your legs tight To hide like you haven’t pooped a day in your life So let’s start a movement A bowel movement Away from worry, sh...